it costs a lot to rent a spaceship

jumpstart-therevolution:

How you can use your white privilege. 

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nonnac:

leikei:

im crying like actualy tears are streaming down my face , this cat = me 

I CANNOT HHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

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flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

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sexgenderbody:

dionthesocialist:

damnthatswhack:

Save the minutes!

[bestrooftalkever]

We need to find that bastard Kony and put a stop to this passage of time.

hurry! send your money, your white teenagers and your bibles! the people of africa desperately need your white christian well-intentioned guidance. god only knows how people survived on africa before you and your bible came along. to be completely responsible, you might need to help run oil and mining operations to help them learn about money.

khymeira:

Lou Eyrich. 

Let the mundane-minded balk. 

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conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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