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I'm technically an adult but I really don't feel like one and i'm sort of just muddling through the stuff i have to do as best i can. I'm fat, bi, and dfab genderqueer, and i like they/them pronouns please. If you are an oppressive buttface please go away. I try to tag for triggers but if I'm missing a tag that you need just let me know!! my vegan recipes and stuff blog is fatfeministfoodie and my witchy blog is firstafeministnowawitch.
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callmeoutis:

by all means call out john green on his bullshit don’t stand for one bit of it but while you’re at it don’t throw the 13 year old girls who read his books under the bus with him for crying over fictional boys and photoshopping flower crowns onto things and blogging about their social anxiety protect them at all fucking costs

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scarcelyravenouswantonworship:

I just realized that I can be using my Employee Discount Powers for good! I work at a thrift store and can get all sorts of cool clothes super cheap half off on top of the thrifty prices. For example, I can get shirts for as little as two to four bucks a piece, pants for like three to five bucks a…

My partner is a sweetie. Kindly signal boost, please. We’re hoping to get this started asap!

Ahhhhhhhhh, last night’s lunar eclipse was fucking amazing. It was Arrow’s birthday so we had massive fun and played vidya games and made pizza and other wonderful things, plus we did a fuck load of magic. Witch bottles for ourselves and our animal friends, protection charms for mental health and physical safety, prosperity jar for the kitchen, and of course a full house cleansing with sage, complete with the installation of a quartz grid for protection and flax seed on our thresholds for harmony and happiness in our home. The crowning jewel of our witchy night, though, was standing at the end of our block, casting a giant circle around an entire intersection with dried lavender blossoms, and drawing on the energy of the moon and the crossroads to quell some of our anxiety and depression stuffs and to help us deal. I may never feel more witchy than I did while walking a circle around a huge chunk of my neighbourhood while sprinkling herbs and watching the moon. Sigh. Such fun. I’m pumped about this whole lunar thread thing. For the next one I propose a witchy party for anyone who wants to come. Tumblr folx are obviously invited.

sweatandhappiness:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

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pardonmewhileipanic:

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micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

AAAH

im in physical pain

its a metephor duh you dipSHITS (:

"i never light them" so what does he like, eat them

he just slobbers all over them and then puts them back in the pack. he’s had the same pack for the whole month he’s been doing this schtick.

i’d rather watch every episode of jersey shore than this movie

earthlyspirit:

EARTHLYSPIRIT’S FIRST GIVEAWAY!
Okay so this giveaway is my first, and is to say a big thank you to everyone that’s ever interacted with me or followed me, or given me advice or support. I’ve made a lot of friends through tumblr, and learned a lot more than I ever imagined I could through this website.

All items in this giveaway have been cleansed with a singing bowl, rid of my personal energy, and the crystals have been charged by the earth ready for your personal energetic imprint when they find their way to their new home!

Included in this giveaway is:
• 3X SNOW QUARTZ TUMBLED STONES
• 3X CARNELIAN TUMBLED STONES
• 3X CLEAR QUARTZ TUMBLED STONES
• 3X GREEN AVENTURINE TUMBLED STONES
• 3X ROSE QUARTZ TUMBLED STONES
• 3X BLACK OBSIDIAN TUMBLED STONES
• YELLOW AVENTURINE RUNE SET
• 10X SMALL CITRINE POINTS
• 1X WHITE SAGE STICK
• 1X WOODEN SUN PENDANT

The rules are as most giveaways are; reblog this post (keeping all text) and follow my blog “earthlyspirit”

The winner will be drawn randomly on the 1ST JULY. The giveaway is worldwide and I will pay shipping.

Wishing you moonbeams all the best of luck and I trust that these gemstone beauties will find their way to the correct new home! Send out positive manifestations into the universe and attract what you need.
Blessings and love,
Ashleigh x x x

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transphobitch:

qkazoo:

reminder: please do not refer to acts of transmisogyny as simply transphobic.

lol if you’re cafab don’t just “like” this post, fricking reblog it like what do you have to lose

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notyrqueer:

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!
Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.
Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.
Take care, be safe.

notyrqueer:

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!

Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.

Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.

Take care, be safe.

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realsocialskills:

Tone is important. When you say things the right way, it can increase the number of people who are willing to listen to you.

But that only goes so far. No matter how good you are at framing things, some things that need to be said will upset people who feel entitled to be…

misandrist:

misandrist:

psa tumblr user misandrist is actually the best person ever so like pass it on or something idk

i said pass it on

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